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Calm The Fuck Down Candle
Calm The Fuck Down Candle
Calm The Fuck Down Candle
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Calm The Fuck Down Candle

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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with Melodramatic Tendencies | Lavender & Coconut Water

Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughters eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes! Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water Relax with the smell of French Lavender & and refreshing coconut water in this refreshing spa scent. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this calming scent.

• 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)

• Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA

• The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances

• Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)

• No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)

• Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels

• 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.

• Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

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